Gear Order Questions

Hey guys we’re gonna do another t-shirt order, but this time we’re getting nicer quality t-shirts so prices will go up to $15 to $20 per shirt depending on the type of shirt we use. We’re also thinking about ordering sweatshirts in heather/charcoal.

Questions: Are you OK with our existing T-shirt design and slogan? We were thinking about changing our slogan to “making you look hot naked” or “we squat your mom.” Any other ideas?

Do you want a t-shirt or a sweatshirt?  Sweatshirts will be $50 and have our logo embroidered on the front. Please let me know the size you want.

Feel free to email me or comment below. If you commit to a pre-order you’ll save a few bucks.

19 thoughts on “Gear Order Questions

  1. I’m down for a t-shirt (large, unless they run particularly big).

    As far as the slogan goes, I’m fine with the current one, though “we squat your mom” is kind of great in an absurd sort of way. I’ve also always thought the phrase “getting comfortable with the uncomfortable” was a totally apropos way to characterize CF. Whatever you end up going with is fine, though–I’m fairly easy to please.

  2. Large T-shirt please.

    I like Aaron’s slogan but I’ve also found a few more that I like and would be more apt to wear than the first 2.

    There’s fit. Then there’s Crossfit.

    The cure for the common workout.

    No mirrors. No machines. No egos.

    I’m not a huge fan of the current logo, but not opposed either. I’m kind of a fan of just the large block letters saying “Crossfit Charlottesville”

    1. I like slogans these a bunch, although Kyle has already heard plen-ty about my slogan preferences 🙂

      I’d like a tshirt if it’s technical fabric (not cotton), I’ll race in it then, otherwise a sweatshirt. Size small. I’d love some xfit stuff!!!

    2. I’m seriously diggin’ all of Nate’s slogans and Aaron’s, too Sign me up for a medium t-shirt. The sweatshirt would be cool if it’s a hoodie, in whatever size corresponds to a men’s medium (since they usually run small).

  3. T-shirt — Medium.

    Whatever slogan is fine as long as is says our box name. Although I’m not so sure how much I’d want to wear a shirt saying “we squat your mom”…

  4. another idea was Top 10 Rejected Slogans:

    and we list 10 funny ones.

    1. Wow, that is truly atrocious.

  5. Yes to a t-shirt for both Sawyers. NO to the squatting mom situation!

  6. Medium size shirt for me please (unless they run particularly small), would love it to be more of a technical shirt than a cotton one (if not this time, maybe next time?).

    Not a big fan of the squatting mom slogan, and of the rest seem cool.


  7. love all the suggestions! im in!

  8. Or maybe a Mark Rippetoe quote (a non R-rated one that is) like “Poor form in the gym is caused by insufficient yelling” or “I can teach idiots to squat in ten minutes” or even “Muscles don’t get leaner—you do.” I could keep these coming all day.

    1. Ohh Rip. I once found a webpage with all his quotes and I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to pee myself

  9. Sign me up for a small. I’m not too likely to wear a tshirt outside of the gym or my apartment, so any slogan is fine…

  10. I would be in for a couple T-shirts.


    Hello Mr. Pukey

    I provide the body the ladies provide the pain

    It’s not a gym it’s a lifestyle

    Just some thoughts.

  11. can we pick top 5 slogans then?

    1. here are potential top5:

      Muscles don’t get leaner—you do.
      No mirrors. No machines. No egos.
      I provide the body the ladies provide the pain
      getting comfortable with the uncomfortable
      Making you look hot naked

  12. Are we supposed to vote for our favorite one? I like No mirrors. No machines. No egos.

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